I make way too many obscure 80's references and I've been rocking plaid,big sunglasses,pink belts,high heals, eye shadow and strange faces before they were cool.I love IHOP[amazazing grindage]. Ima carnie of teenage mutant nija turtle decent, with a strange fascination with India and its people. I'm 100% okay with not being 'cool', and I have the attention span of a gorilla fetus.I like hair-cutting,styling-dying, all of it..and Im slightly dance prone, I'll sing in public.I make grilled cheese sandwiches with the ironing board and oatmeal cookies with instant oatmeal..in the microwave. I have the amazazing ability to run into still objects[ie. people,cars,pools,polls,swings,trees,desk.].Walking home at night.especially in the winter.
Westley Snipes is my homeboy[I taught him everything he knows].Kevin Spacey is THE shit,and MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE is my OXYGEN.Nikki Sixx is fucking wicked.Tori Spelling OMG awesome.Classic Movies are the greatest, and Cary Grant is the best actor ever.Gale Harold is the sex.Mike Myers, is hillarious,..cant forget John Cusak..Despite what you say, ABBA rocks and Frankie says relax.Henry Rollins is and intellectual punk god.Tim Burton FUCKING rocks.and Quentin Tarantino has some mad FUCKING skills.Greg Ginn is a guitar god, Eric Clapton is boss. Japanese horror flicks are pimp, Pauly Shore is FUCKING hilarious,Andrew 'Dice' Clay is gnarly And Vampires are better than Warewolves.I have some serious Zombie fighting skills, and Im prepared for the outbreak. I cant stand teenies,I act out in public and dont care what people think-Im immature by choice..I like to party, and have been told Im self-destructive...nihilistic...eh..maybe, but oh well. I just want to have fun.
I live in my head.Writing,arting,reading-its what I do.I play drums-guitar and some piano..
I have strange obsession with serial killers, and Jeff Dahmer is my favorite[i have a list].fascism and Hitler are among my interest,when I was 9 I crushed over Senator John McCain[dont ask me why, bc he is somewhat of an asshole.]I dont eat meat[because slaughtering innocent animals,isnt cool..I hate hunting..its NOT A FUCKING SPORT.I think that if people can go out and act like James Bond, while toating some camo, a gun and stalking a defenceless animal, that I should be able to do the same to people..I hate land developers,quit fucking tearing down the woodlands, Im sure you COULD fix up all the abandoned houses and tore up neighborhoods first before we bring in more white collar,stepford,suburban haters.
I can admitt I have A LOT of fucking problems.. one which.. commitment.HOLY HELL.
Sometimes, I say really awkward things.. and if you drop something infront of me, and go to pick it up, that would be one of those awkward moments.I cant work sitting down, and usually become unaware of the state of things..regardless of how many people are watching, I usually end up with my hair sticking up,paint all over my clothes, hands and face, and my tongue sticking out of the side of my mouth[Im sexy like that].Harry Potter kicks balls.and Spider-Man is a pussy,actually Peter Parker is a pussy...Batman is the greatest hero ever,and the Joker is the coolest villain...George Bush is a bitch.
The Grinch pisses me off. Never call me a liar.Tattoos and body mods are FUCKING swass[I wanna be a modifier]. Lord Of The Rings, is fucking awesome and Star Wars, Im telling you is godly.[also FUCKING awesome]. 70 and 80s punk is sweet.Glam is fabu.Halloween is the greatest 'holiday',snow efin' sucks,as does winter.The word 'YACHT' is unbelievably gnarly. when I die, I wanna have kegger[its a longs explaination].semi's scare me, and nipple rings freak me out.My hair color/style constantly changes.I prefer the smell of skunk to flowers.I've eaten a candle[by mistake?]I heart animals.I have many.I love dogs Pitbulls are my favorite...danes and Bull terriers are kickin'....VanHalen is rad,and VanHaggar sucks.Iron Maiden is sweet..so so is Eric Burden....but NOTHING and I mean NOTHING beats MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

Art, Music, Reading, Film, Tattoos, Piercings, Body Modification, Writing, Biking.

[I listen to many bands.here are a few]My Chemical Romance, The Used, A flock of Seagulls, Sublime, Linkin Park, Leathermouth, A7X, Circa Survive, Joe Walsh, The Bouncing Souls, Dimmu Borgir, Rob Zombie, The Used, Scum of the Earth, Prince, Eric Clapton, scissor sisters, The Descendents, Prodigy, Korn, David Costa, Nirvana, Stiff Little Fingers, Rufus Wainwright, Black Flag, Pansy Division, Rage Against The Machine, Anthax, Bloodhound Gang, Muse, Franz Ferdinand, The Germs, The Misfits, Anti-Flag, HIM, Cky, Dizzy Rascal, Joy Division, Matisyahu, The Police, Billy Joel, Phil Collins, 50Cent, Iggy Pop[The Stooges], FischerSpooner, Eagles, Jack Johnson, Marilyn Manson, Weezer, John5, DuranDuran, Danzig, Anthrax, Aiden, George Michael, Wham!, Iron Maiden, Paul Van Dyk, New York Dolls, Korn, Three Days Grace, Thursday, Taking Back Sunday, The White Stripes, The Romantics, Senses Fail, The Gossip, Ari Gold, TeddyBears, Bad Acid Trip, OAR, Gym Class Heroes, Good Charlotte, The Exploited, The Clash, Henry Rollins Band, Shadows Fall, Pearl Jam, Peaches, Jimi Hendrix, The Ramones, Jerry Lee Lewis, Buddy Holly[right on], Johnny Cash..

Life On The MurderSCene, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE:Things that make you Go MmMmMm, Anything with Cary Grant, James Stewart, Audey Murphy and James Dean.Tim Burton.Im really into classic's and horror movies, Oh man.dont get me wrong comedies are good, but nothing beats a good'ol blood and guts movie! Some Movies>> The Omen, RENT, The Excorcist, Serial Killing 101, Little Miss Sunshine, copycat, audition, Downfall, 40 yr old Virgin, Nausferatu, Trainspotting, American Beauty, Dracula, The Boys From Brazil, Harry Potter, Starwars, Dahmer, Bundy, Freaks, Lord of the Rings, Pirates, Nightmare Before Christmas Clerks[2], Land of the dead, Dawn of the dead

nip/tuck, The Riches.LA Ink. Ghost Hunters

I read a lot.but here are a few, Catcher in the Rye. Zombie Survival Guide.Trainspotting, Vacation Assasination, Dorian Gray[anything by Wilde actually] Less than Zero[I like Bret Easton Ellis] Strange Journey, Self Made Man...